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~ Sunday, December 25 ~
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Watching Bridesmaids at the moment. It ain’t as funny as everyone made it out to be, hopefully it picks up a little.
I wouldn’t mind a go on Kristen Wiig though…Just saying, she’s extremely beautiful in a MILF kind of way…

Watching Bridesmaids at the moment. It ain’t as funny as everyone made it out to be, hopefully it picks up a little.

I wouldn’t mind a go on Kristen Wiig though…Just saying, she’s extremely beautiful in a MILF kind of way…

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~ Saturday, December 24 ~
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~ Sunday, December 18 ~
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REVIEW: American Pie 2 (2001)
Rating: ★★★★
Synopsis: The continuing bawdy adventures of a group of friends reuniting after their first year of college.
Same characters, same chemistry and more ball-busting gags. If you loved the first movie, then you’ll enjoy the second, but effectively it’s just the same movie, except their now college students and are in a beach house - and that’s exactly what i wanted.
I’d go as far as saying i laughed more at this than the first. I’d even go as far as saying that it’s better than the first. The movie feels relatable to my situation at the moment, trying to deal with change ect and it deals with these themes without become downtrodden, in fact it’s feel good and exudes this theme subliminally, kinda. 
How many great moments are in this film eh? Super-glue to crotch moment, Michelle’s sexual tutorship of Jim and Mr Levenstien in general. Oh I love this film, enough said really.

REVIEW: American Pie 2 (2001)

Rating: ★

Synopsis: The continuing bawdy adventures of a group of friends reuniting after their first year of college.

Same characters, same chemistry and more ball-busting gags. If you loved the first movie, then you’ll enjoy the second, but effectively it’s just the same movie, except their now college students and are in a beach house - and that’s exactly what i wanted.

I’d go as far as saying i laughed more at this than the first. I’d even go as far as saying that it’s better than the first. The movie feels relatable to my situation at the moment, trying to deal with change ect and it deals with these themes without become downtrodden, in fact it’s feel good and exudes this theme subliminally, kinda. 

How many great moments are in this film eh? Super-glue to crotch moment, Michelle’s sexual tutorship of Jim and Mr Levenstien in general. Oh I love this film, enough said really.

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REVIEW: American Pie (1999)
Rating: ★★★★
Synopsis: Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
American Pie is a film any post-90’s teenager has seen, and though I admit it might not be the funniest comedy ever to present the teenage quest for vagina. It set up the very foundations for what we now see as the sub-genre “Teen-comedy” and for that we thank you American Pie.
The key to the success of the film is not it’s comedy but in its ability to establish like-able and relatable characters who all sit at different oppositions of the school social-hierarchy, and bringing them together with little force. The comedy seemingly rises from the tensions caused by these oppositions and the frequent use of perverse-situational gags.
I suppose it’s a secret favorite of mine.
I think Jason Biggs and Sean William Scott need to take a bow for creating two of the most believable and memorable characters ever seen in modern-cinema in Jim and Stiffler. Though my favorite character by far is Jim’s dad played by Eugene Levy. He’s ultimately embarrassing (unintentionally). There are so many inappropriate father-son moments packed in here, so many that i was reduced to tears of laughter.
If you haven’t seen this feel-good classic, then i feel sorry for you. Just wished they had stopped at three.

REVIEW: American Pie (1999)

Rating: ★

Synopsis: Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

American Pie is a film any post-90’s teenager has seen, and though I admit it might not be the funniest comedy ever to present the teenage quest for vagina. It set up the very foundations for what we now see as the sub-genre “Teen-comedy” and for that we thank you American Pie.

The key to the success of the film is not it’s comedy but in its ability to establish like-able and relatable characters who all sit at different oppositions of the school social-hierarchy, and bringing them together with little force. The comedy seemingly rises from the tensions caused by these oppositions and the frequent use of perverse-situational gags.

I suppose it’s a secret favorite of mine.

I think Jason Biggs and Sean William Scott need to take a bow for creating two of the most believable and memorable characters ever seen in modern-cinema in Jim and Stiffler. Though my favorite character by far is Jim’s dad played by Eugene Levy. He’s ultimately embarrassing (unintentionally). There are so many inappropriate father-son moments packed in here, so many that i was reduced to tears of laughter.

If you haven’t seen this feel-good classic, then i feel sorry for you. Just wished they had stopped at three.


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~ Friday, December 16 ~
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~ Wednesday, December 14 ~
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So i just finished watching The Inbetweeners Movie. Yeah i know i’m late, i wasn’t one these desperado’s who raced to the cinema to pick up latest lingo fad. I’m not speaking as someone who hates the series also, in fact i love the series, i have all the seasons on box-set.
What a dissapointment though. They tried to make it appeal to a wider audience by basically taking it down a notch. Sure i laughed on many occasions but it felt fucking disjointed, stupid even on occasions.
Oh i’m gonna review this soon. Probably Friday, along with X-Men First Class and others.

So i just finished watching The Inbetweeners Movie. Yeah i know i’m late, i wasn’t one these desperado’s who raced to the cinema to pick up latest lingo fad. I’m not speaking as someone who hates the series also, in fact i love the series, i have all the seasons on box-set.

What a dissapointment though. They tried to make it appeal to a wider audience by basically taking it down a notch. Sure i laughed on many occasions but it felt fucking disjointed, stupid even on occasions.

Oh i’m gonna review this soon. Probably Friday, along with X-Men First Class and others.

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~ Tuesday, December 13 ~
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~ Wednesday, December 7 ~
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